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Corporate Nonsense Generator
Corporate Nonsense Generator
Corporate Nonsense Generator
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4 stars out of 5
Lady Boss

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Great gift!

4 stars out of 5
Lady Boss

Corporate Nonsense Generator

Created by Uncommon Goods

Proactively leverage opportunities for silliness and focus with a fidget device that builds absurd workplace expressions.

$50.00

Great gift Funny phrases Conversation starter Durable Desk decor Unique

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What Makes It Uncommon

Embraces the absurdity of workplace buzzwords with a fidget device believed to ease anxiety, all while creating office nonsense sayings.

  • Comprised of three adjustable wooden segments, the device provides a satisfying twisting motion during stressful situations.
  • Each movement allows the six-sided mixed-media object to scramble and display adverbs, verbs, and nouns commonly found in the corporate world (like "asynchronously implement deliverables" and "dynamically align on ROI").
  • Uncommon Exclusive: Created by our in-house team and only available at Uncommon Goods.
  • Assembled by hand in Indiana. Designed at Uncommon Goods in Brooklyn, NY.


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Uncommon Goods

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New York

Our Uncommon Goods team creates never-before-seen designs that solve problems, celebrate creativity, and, in short, make people happy. A passionate group of dreamers and doers, they've been developing unique, inventive products and collaborating with makers and artists across the globe since 2009.

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Made from

reclaimed maple wood, magnets, steel bearings

Measurements

4.5" x 1.125" x 1.125"

Care

Wipe or dust gently with soft cloth.

Item ID

57517

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    I cannot stop laughing at the combinations and oddly enough the freque…

    • DMR
    • Ohio

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    Wish I had this when I was working. Could have saved me a lot of time …

    • Alex' Opportunities for Improvement
    • Nassau County NY

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    This is a lovely little conversation starter and helps me bring morale…

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    • Portland, OR

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  • 4 stars out of 5
  • Rhino
  • verified reviewer
  • Denver, CO

Great gift for the boss

The boss is moving on up, so I thought I'd pick up this nifty gadget as a going-away present. It has many combinations to help you break the ice with your fellows in any situation. #sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • DMR
  • Ohio

Must have for corporate worlds!

I cannot stop laughing at the combinations and oddly enough the frequency they are used.

  • 4 stars out of 5
  • Scott
  • verified reviewer
  • Montgomery, TX

Unique yet small

This is a great gift for a corporate coworker. It's a bit smaller than I originally planned thought, but it is a nice gift.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Alex' Opportunities for Improvement
  • verified reviewer
  • Nassau County NY

Corporate Speak Aid: A Great Solution For Mid-managers

Wish I had this when I was working. Could have saved me a lot of time translating bad news into positive nonsense. I gave it to my daughter as she has just become a Healthcare Department Director and will need this for monthly budget meetings. I got so good at corporate speak that I forgot to turn it off when I got home. After talking to my wife about future challenges and opportunities for improvement (mistakes and failures), she shook me and told me to snap out of it, you are home now. This little device adds a note of levity to everyday corporate communications. I highly recommend this to anyone involved in corporate activities to maintain their sanity.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Tierra Fuego
  • Portland, OR

A hit at work

This is a lovely little conversation starter and helps me bring morale around at meetings with no trouble. Lovely in function and feel, great for generating laughs.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • J.Gerds
  • verified reviewer
  • Chicago, IL

I have bought this product twice; it's that good!

I've given this product as a gift twice, and both recipients love it. It's frighteningly accurate in terms of corporate speak. I'd buy it again!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Joe
  • verified reviewer
  • Seattle, WA

perfect for bringing corporatese in check

I got this for my friend who was starting to speak "corporate-ese" as he worked his way through his MBA and it was a funny reminder to keep his feet on the ground.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Jen
  • verified reviewer
  • Arlington, TX

It was a hit at the office.

It was a little smaller than I expected.

  • 4 stars out of 5
  • SC
  • verified reviewer
  • Seattle, WA

So funny. Well made. Packaging flimsy.

The item is great and so funny. The packaging is flimsy and not suitable for gift giving. Have to repackage it for gifts for my colleagues.

  • 4 stars out of 5
  • R Jean
  • verified reviewer
  • Washington DC

Great corporate gift

This was a hit, gave it to a work colleague that does a lot of writing and the corporate speak was hilarious. Only complaint is that the workmanship could have been neater. I cleaned up some rough edges and gunk before gifting it.

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This gift is great for ...

  • Office Workers Who Appreciate Humor

  • Managers Who Value Creative Tools

  • Colleagues Who Enjoy Fidgeting

  • Friends Who Love Quirky Gifts

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