Corporate Nonsense Generator
Created by Uncommon Goods
Proactively leverage opportunities for silliness and focus with a fidget device that builds absurd workplace expressions.
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Uncommon Goods
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New York
Our Uncommon Goods team creates never-before-seen designs that solve problems, celebrate creativity, and, in short, make people happy. A passionate group of dreamers and doers, they've been developing unique, inventive products and collaborating with makers and artists across the globe since 2009.
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Made from
reclaimed maple wood, magnets, steel bearings
Measurements
4.5" x 1.125" x 1.125"
Care
Wipe or dust gently with soft cloth.
Item ID
57517
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People love this product for its humor and effectiveness in navigating corporate language.
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- 5 stars out of 5
Wish I had this when I was working. Could have saved me a lot of time …
- 5 stars out of 5
This is a lovely little conversation starter and helps me bring morale…
- 5 stars out of 5
I've given this product as a gift twice, and both recipients love it. …
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- 4 stars out of 5
- Rhino
- verified reviewer
- Denver, CO
Great gift for the boss
The boss is moving on up, so I thought I'd pick up this nifty gadget as a going-away present. It has many combinations to help you break the ice with your fellows in any situation. #sweepstakes
- 4 stars out of 5
- Scott
- verified reviewer
- Montgomery, TX
Unique yet small
This is a great gift for a corporate coworker. It's a bit smaller than I originally planned thought, but it is a nice gift.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Alex' Opportunities for Improvement
- verified reviewer
- Nassau County NY
Corporate Speak Aid: A Great Solution For Mid-managers
Wish I had this when I was working. Could have saved me a lot of time translating bad news into positive nonsense. I gave it to my daughter as she has just become a Healthcare Department Director and will need this for monthly budget meetings. I got so good at corporate speak that I forgot to turn it off when I got home. After talking to my wife about future challenges and opportunities for improvement (mistakes and failures), she shook me and told me to snap out of it, you are home now. This little device adds a note of levity to everyday corporate communications. I highly recommend this to anyone involved in corporate activities to maintain their sanity.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Tierra Fuego
- Portland, OR
A hit at work
This is a lovely little conversation starter and helps me bring morale around at meetings with no trouble. Lovely in function and feel, great for generating laughs.
- 5 stars out of 5
- J.Gerds
- verified reviewer
- Chicago, IL
I have bought this product twice; it's that good!
I've given this product as a gift twice, and both recipients love it. It's frighteningly accurate in terms of corporate speak. I'd buy it again!
- 5 stars out of 5
- Joe
- verified reviewer
- Seattle, WA
perfect for bringing corporatese in check
I got this for my friend who was starting to speak "corporate-ese" as he worked his way through his MBA and it was a funny reminder to keep his feet on the ground.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Jen
- verified reviewer
- Arlington, TX
It was a hit at the office.
It was a little smaller than I expected.
- 4 stars out of 5
- SC
- verified reviewer
- Seattle, WA
So funny. Well made. Packaging flimsy.
The item is great and so funny. The packaging is flimsy and not suitable for gift giving. Have to repackage it for gifts for my colleagues.
- 4 stars out of 5
- R Jean
- verified reviewer
- Washington DC
Great corporate gift
This was a hit, gave it to a work colleague that does a lot of writing and the corporate speak was hilarious. Only complaint is that the workmanship could have been neater. I cleaned up some rough edges and gunk before gifting it.
- 4 stars out of 5
- Lady Boss
- verified reviewer
- Columbia, South Carolina
Great gift!
This was purchased for one of the executive staff who with me and they loved it! It seemed durable. My only complaint was the packaging in came in. It doesn't make for an attractive gift but used it since it had the name of the product on it.
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This gift is great for ...
Office Workers Who Appreciate Humor
Managers Who Value Creative Tools
Colleagues Who Enjoy Fidgeting
Friends Who Love Quirky Gifts