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Corporate Nonsense Generator
Corporate Nonsense Generator
Corporate Nonsense Generator
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Corporate Nonsense Generator

Created by Uncommon Goods

Proactively leverage opportunities for silliness and focus with a fidget device that builds absurd workplace expressions.

$50.00

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What Makes It Uncommon

Embraces the absurdity of workplace buzzwords with a fidget device believed to ease anxiety, all while creating office nonsense sayings.

  • Comprised of three adjustable wooden segments, the device provides a satisfying twisting motion during stressful situations.
  • Each movement allows the six-sided mixed-media object to scramble and display adverbs, verbs, and nouns commonly found in the corporate world (like "asynchronously implement deliverables" and "dynamically align on ROI").
  • Uncommon Originals: Created by our in-house team and only available at Uncommon Goods.
  • Assembled by hand in Indiana. Designed at Uncommon Goods in Brooklyn, NY.


Uncommon Goods

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Uncommon Goods

location

New York

Our Uncommon Goods team creates never-before-seen designs that solve problems, celebrate creativity, and, in short, make people happy. A passionate group of dreamers and doers, they've been developing unique, inventive products and collaborating with makers and artists across the globe since 2009.

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Made from

reclaimed maple wood, magnets, steel bearings

Measurements

4.5" x 1.125" x 1.125"

Care

Wipe or dust gently with soft cloth.

Item ID

57517

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What makes us uncommon

forever returns

forever returns

if you don't love it, return it anytime

free shipping

free shipping

for Uncommon Perks members

independent makers

independent makers

create innovating designs

better to give

better to give

over $3 million donated

B corp

founding b-corp

sine 2007

no leather, featers, or fur

No leather, feathers, or fur

since our founding in 1999