F Bomb Paperweight
Created by Fred Conlon
Fred Conlon's recycled steel paperweight is sure to be an expletive hit in the office.
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Handmade
Independent Maker
Made in USA
About the Maker
created by
Fred Conlon
location
Utah
“I create stuff that brings a smile to people's faces...and I think good art should make you smile.”
What would metalsmith Fred Conlon be if he weren't an artist? "I can't imagine doing anything else," he says. Raised in Colorado, Fred now lives in Salt Lake City, Utah, where he makes witty garden sculptures out of reclaimed metal.
Visit our blog for the inside scoop on Fred's background, plus a peek into a typical day in his shop.
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Made from
reclaimed steel
Measurements
Approx. 4" H x 2" dia.; 18 ounces.
Notes
Please note: Due to stringent airport rules, the F Bomb paperweight may not clear airport security checks in either carry on or checked luggage. If this item is intended as a gift, we would suggest having it shipped directly to the recipient.
Item ID
20409
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People love the F Bomb paperweight for its humor, quality, and as a unique conversation starter for their desks.
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- 5 stars out of 5
Well made....substantial. People look at it and say....What???.....Oh!…
- 5 stars out of 5
The F bomb paper weight is the perfect and hilarious gift for anyone! …
- 5 stars out of 5
My son is always finding off the wall ideas for presents and so i figu…
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- 5 stars out of 5
- Culbytoons
- verified reviewer
- Pittsburgh
Perfect gift for recipients with a skewed sense of humor
Well made....substantial. People look at it and say....What???.....Oh!!!! and they crack up.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Kate the cusser
- verified reviewer
- California
F bomb~best gift!
The F bomb paper weight is the perfect and hilarious gift for anyone! It's small, sturdy and has a great industrial look. A light hearted must have!
- 5 stars out of 5
- HTown
- verified reviewer
- Houston, TX
Neat Idea and Well Done
My son is always finding off the wall ideas for presents and so i figured i would do the same. Came across Uncommon Goods by chance and found the PERFECT gift. He is currently working on a project that he refers to as the "F" Bomb. WOW, can't believe i stumble upon the perfect gift for his Office Desk! Great quality, very substantial and well put together!
- 5 stars out of 5
- BDubbs
- verified reviewer
- Texas
Funny Gift
The item was used for a gift swap (had two people in mind for it when I purchased it). The person who ended up with it liked it, but was unable to travel on the plane with it, so he gave it to someone else. It was smaller than I thought, but for a paperweight or decoration on your desk it would be a perfect size.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Cherri the good gifter
- verified reviewer
- Tampa
Never fails to make 'em laugh!!!
I've given this gift to at least 5 friends over the years that are known to frequently drop f bombs!! They have all loved it and shared the quality is outstanding. Like a real cannonball with a great weight and the f just like from a vintage typewriter!
- 5 stars out of 5
- Sue the heart
- verified reviewer
- Az
I know a few more people that would love this for a gift.
The recipient of this gift loved it and used, turned to it at least four times within the first hour of opening it.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Roxy
- verified reviewer
- St. Louis
Loved it so much that I gifted one to a friend!
Friends sent me this when I fell sick on my birthday and I loved it so much that I bought one for another friend when they needed a pick-me-up. It's sturdy, looks like art and is definitely a statement piece. I keep it on my desk!
- 3 stars out of 5
- Lindsay
- Austin, TX
Disappointed in how sloppy it is
I was excited to open this when it arrived, but that quickly faded into disappointment. The solder on it is SOOO sloppy. Huge globs holding the nut in place. The one in the picture looks quite clean and that care was taken in its creation. I'm not sure why this couldn't have been cleaned up before calling it complete. I don't know if I even want to give it to my boss now because it's not aesthetically pleasing at all. The laughter I thought it would bring is overshadowed by the poor soldering eyesores. For the price, I expected better.
- 5 stars out of 5
- Foul-Mouth
- verified reviewer
- Boston, MA
Funny and Useful!
My mother-in-law (aka, my MIL) is "used" to me and my swearing, but rarely ever swears herself. So, obviously I had to get this for her! We got a good laugh!
- 5 stars out of 5
- Mom
- verified reviewer
- Davie, FL
It's hysterical!!!
Put out on desk or wall unit. Look at and laugh.
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- Brian
- North Richland Hills, TX
Is it possible to customize this item? Maybe have it mounted on a stand that we could put an engraved plague on?
Verified reply from Jeffrey
Thanks for the question. Unfortunately, the item is sold as is, and we do not offer engraving nor mounting.
- Dub
- PA
What does the f bomb weigh and approximate size. Thanks.
Verified reply from Cassie, Community Moderator
The F Bomb is 4.5 inches tall and 2.5 inches in diameter. It weighs about 24 ounces.
- Dawn
- Edmonton Alberta Canada
Do you ship to Canada?
Verified reply from Cassie, Community Moderator
Unfortunately, we don't offer international shipping at the moment. We do hope to ship to Canada in the future, but we don't have an estimated date at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Is this an in stock item?
Verified reply from Kenya, Customer Service
Thanks for the question. Yes, we have the F Bomb Paperweights in stock right now!
This gift is great for ...
Coworkers Who Appreciate Humor
Friends Who Love Unique Gifts
Couples Who Enjoy Quirky Decor
Adults Who Work From Home