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Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar
Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar
Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar
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Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar

Hundreds of cheeky, twisted, and dark-humored ways to brighten your day without all that “dream big” nonsense.

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What Makes It Uncommon

When real-world pep talks make your eyes roll, use this tear-off desk calendar to get through the day without a single syrupy sweet kitten in a tree telling you to hang in there, baby.

  • The undated calendar with a snarky sense of humor is made up of 200 pages.
  • Pages go from 1 to 31 and repeat so you circle the number for the day and the month.
  • Each tear-away page features a clever affirmation for the real world, like Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parents' job and Better late than never. But, seriously, you need to leave, you’re really late.
  • Made in China.

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Made from

stickers, paper, chipboard

Measurements

7" L x 5" W x 1" H; 200 pages

Care

spot clean

Item ID

59031

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