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Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar
Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar
Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar

Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar

Hundreds of cheeky, twisted, and dark-humored ways to brighten your day without all that “dream big” nonsense.

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What Makes This Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar Uncommon

When real-world pep talks make your eyes roll, use this tear-off desk calendar to get through the day without a single syrupy sweet kitten in a tree telling you to hang in there, baby.

  • The undated calendar with a snarky sense of humor is made up of 200 pages.
  • Pages go from 1 to 31 and repeat so you circle the number for the day and the month.
  • Each tear-away page features a clever affirmation for the real world, like Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parents' job and Better late than never. But, seriously, you need to leave, you’re really late.
  • Made in China.

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What is the desk calendar made from?

stickers, paper, chipboard

What are the desk calendar's measurements?

7" L x 5" W x 1" H; 200 pages

How do you care for the desk calendar?

spot clean

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59031

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The holidays are the perfect time to embrace a little humor and light-heartedness! Our gifting team recommends this cheeky calendar as a delightful addition to your festive gifting. Whether it’s for a friend needing a daily dose of snark or a family member who loves to laugh, explore our collection of unique Christmas gifts that are sure to bring smiles and create new holiday traditions.

When it comes to finding the ideal gift for those who appreciate a good laugh, we're here to help! This playful desk calendar is just one of many fun options available. For even more inspiration, check out our wide range of gifts for men and gifts for women that cater to every personality and occasion.