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Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar
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I wouldn't buy this again

2 stars out of 5
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I wouldn't buy this again

2 stars out of 5
Tbird

Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar

Hundreds of cheeky, twisted, and dark-humored ways to brighten your day without all that “dream big” nonsense.

$15.00

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What Makes It Uncommon

When real-world pep talks make your eyes roll, use this tear-off desk calendar to get through the day without a single syrupy sweet kitten in a tree telling you to hang in there, baby.

  • The undated calendar with a snarky sense of humor is made up of 200 pages.
  • Pages go from 1 to 31 and repeat so you circle the number for the day and the month.
  • Each tear-away page features a clever affirmation for the real world, like Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parents' job and Better late than never. But, seriously, you need to leave, you’re really late.
  • Made in China.

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Made from

stickers, paper, chipboard

Measurements

7" L x 5" W x 1" H; 200 pages

Care

spot clean

Item ID

59031

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • GlobalEMoving
  • verified reviewer
  • Undisclosed

The Perfect Mix of Sass, Wisdom, and a Little Gentle Chaos

I got this for my grandma because I wanted to be the best granddaughter ever, and let me tell you—it did not disappoint. Every morning she flips a page and laughs out loud, sometimes snorting, I'll often get a text message from her with a picture of the quote and a remark about how perfectly it sums up her life. It's the perfect mix of sass, wisdom, and a little gentle chaos—just like her. Honestly, watching her smile like that makes me feel like I scored major brownie points.

  • 4 stars out of 5
  • Redheadcoll
  • verified reviewer
  • Aurora, CO

My gift recipient loves it!

I gave this as a holiday gift and my friend laughed hysterically at the snarks! She said it will definitely help her keep her attitude light each day! #sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Aly
  • verified reviewer
  • Northbrook

Great amusing gift!

Bought for otherwise impossible people, but hoping this will bring at least a snicker if not a laugh out loud!#sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Aly
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  • Northbrook

So neat!

Saw several of the squirmingly nasty tags and they were delightful! Bought 2 as gifts for impossible-ro-buy-for people for whom I know this will crack a smile!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Nikki
  • Cleveland,Ohio

Great for that special friend or family member!

I bought this as a Christmas present for a "cheeky" family member and they loved it. The calendar was passed around on Christmas day with everyone laughing at the quotes.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • coastalcameo
  • verified reviewer
  • Brunswick, GA

for my working children

i just wanted something to brighten their day in the office!

  • 2 stars out of 5
  • Tbird
  • verified reviewer
  • Bloomington, IL

I wouldn't buy this again

While the sayings printed on the pages were good and what I expected, the item was out together poorly. The glue holding the cardboard backing was dried out and fell off. I'm guessing as the pages are torn off, they may become very loose without the cardboard backing

Response from merchant

We’re sorry to hear this wasn’t received in excellent condition. Through the quality checks and regular feedback we receive on this item, we’re confident that the poor experience you had was an outlier and we’d like to make this right. We’d like to send a replacement; we’re reaching out to get started.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • ReBoo
  • verified reviewer
  • Houston, TX

I love snark!

This is a great little calendar that you don't have to worry about the year. Everyone can remember what year it is, right? I'm giving this to someone in my office and I'm sure they will love it, too. #Sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Uncommon shopper
  • verified reviewer
  • Maine

Very funny!

Good gift for snarky husband.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • jo
  • verified reviewer
  • TX

great for me and a great gift to give

exactly as described

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  • Indiana

Hi! I was just wondering if this calendar contains profanity? The person I'm considering buying for is sensitive to that & I wanted to check. Thanks!

Verified reply from Itamar

Hello! Great question - the Snarky Affirmations Daily Desk Calendar does not include profanity. The calendar is meant to be light hearted and cheeky - not insulting :^)

This gift is great for ...

  • Friends Who Need Daily Motivation

  • Office Workers Who Love Quirky Gifts

  • Humor Lovers Who Appreciate Snark

  • Couples Who Enjoy Dark Humor

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