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Fowl Language Tea Towel - Tits & Boobies

Created by Sarah Edmonds

These cheeky cotton towels featuring Tits or Boobies bird species add a giggle to your day, especially if you love puns.

$16.00

Hilarious designs Great quality Perfect gift Adorable artwork Functional humor Unique and fun

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We don't get it: What's so funny about blue-footed boobies and crested tits? It's just bird identification. *wink* Maker Sarah Edmonds' cheekily amusing tea towel adds a giggle to your day, especially if you love puns.

  • Choose from 2 bird species: Tits or Boobies (Sold individually).
  • Printed on pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Measures approx 29.9"L x 18.9"W.
  • Made in UK.


Add more fowl language to your kitchen with the Peckers & Cocks and Hooters & Honkers Fowl Language Tea Towels.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

water based ink, premium cotton

Measurements

29.9" L x 18.9" W

Care

Wash at 30°C (86°F)

Item ID

58883

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Hilarious designs Great quality Perfect gift Adorable artwork Functional humor Unique and fun

People love these tea towels for their hilarious designs and great quality, making them perfect gifts that add a touch of humor to any kitchen.

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    My dear friend knows I am a bird nerd! She sent me the Fowl language s

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    Such a great gag gift. Would be good for a dirty santa #sweepstakes

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    I sent this to a friend who needed a bit of humor to get through a tou

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Review of Fowl Language Tea Towels

My dear friend knows I am a bird nerd! She sent me the Fowl language set of tea towels for my birthday, and I was delighted! I received the naughty Tit towel and the irreverent Pecker towel. I squawked with laughter at the Bearded Tit and the Great tit! The Pecker towel was equally delightful and had me cackling as I read aloud the names of Hairy Pecker and the Buff-rumped Pecker. The illustrations by Sarah Edmonds are lovely and true to life. I looked up every one of these odd-named birds and learned more about my feathered friends. These towels are a great way to segue into conversations about these wonderful creatures when you have guests. They provide instant humor with their less-than-conventional names. I also suggest getting the Fowl language mugs so you can burst into laughter when you have finished your cup of tea and the TIT is there to greet you!


Hilarious gift

Such a great gag gift. Would be good for a dirty santa #sweepstakes


Take Care of Your Boobies!

I sent this to a friend who needed a bit of humor to get through a tough medical issue. She fell on her butt laughing, and of course, it made her day, but most of all, she knew I cared.


Cute and funny

Quality as expected. Fast delivery/


Good quality, great laughs!!

This was a great gift, and my British friend absolutely loved it. It's great quality, better than I had anticipated. And they seem to be wearing well. It's a novelty gift that plays as a beautiful quality home item.


What a HOOT!

I purchased two sets of two to give to my girlfriends and sisters. The towels were a hit. Everyone got a good laugh and I'm still laughing when I see mine in my kitchen. Great item at a great price.


A perfect birthday present for a friend!

This is the second time I have bought one of these towels for bird-loving friends and their birthdays. They absolutely loved them! And I will continue to buy them as fun, silly gifts. We all need to be able to laugh daily these days and we're forever using these in kitchens. Thank you!


Great gift for birders

I got several of these as gifts for bird-loving friends/relatives. My friend loved the 'tits' towel for her birthday, they laughed their heads off! They are very thin tea towels.


This was such a hit!!

Both my friends loved the coffee cups and towels. The process was easy and the delivery was on time.


Hysterical

Me and my friends love to buy gag gifts for each other. We try to one up each other all the time. I bought these because I have been falling behind lately. Well, not only did our friends love these, the parents and the kids loved these as well. They were a huge hit and now I have to purchase the rest of them for his next birthday.



Are the fowl language tea towels sold as a set of 2

Verified reply from Itamar

These towels are currently only sold individually.



This gift is great for ...

  • Kitchen Enthusiasts With Personality

  • Couples Who Love Humor

  • Friends Who Enjoy Cooking

  • Gift Givers Who Appreciate Puns


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