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Fowl Language Tea Towel - Hooters & Honkers

Created by Sarah Edmonds

These playful cotton towels showcase hooting and honking birds while bringing a smile to everyone passing by.

$16.00

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OK, OK. Now we get it. And it's hilarious that these chatty birds are known for the silly sounds they make.

  • Sarah Edmonds' humorously playful tea towel brings a chuckle to your day, especially if you're a fan of puns.
  • Select from two bird groups: Honkers or Hooters (Sold individually).
  • Towels are printed on pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Both measure approx 29.9"L x 18.9"W.
  • Made in UK.


Profane? We like to think of them as profun. Check out our other playful puns for your kitchen with the Peckers & Cocks and Tits & Boobies Fowl Language Tea Towels.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

water based ink, premium cotton

Measurements

29.9" L x 18.9" W

Care

Wash at 30°C (86°F) - do not tumble or dry clean

Notes

Wash at 30°C (86°F)

Item ID

60003

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    My mom got a kick out of this gift!

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    Excellent quality tea towel, decorative value, funny and conversation

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    I bought this as a gift for someone that loves birds, and has a specia

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Hilarious

My mom got a kick out of this gift!


Excellent tea towel

Excellent quality tea towel, decorative value, funny and conversation starter.


Great gift for bird lover

I bought this as a gift for someone that loves birds, and has a special place in their heart for owls. I love these cheeky little tea towels, and they did, too! It looks great in their home and is good quality, as is everything I've ever gotten from Uncommon Goods. If you know a bird lover with a good sense of humor, I'm sure they will greatly appreciate this. #sweepstakes


Witty Towls

I purchased the Hooters towel for my wife. I thought it was clever and she enjoyed it as well. The towel seems to be high quality and has held up well so far. It's a bit thinner than I expected, but not a major issue.


Bawdy birdie humor, continued

What fun gifts for my friends, most of whom have a great sense of humor and, ahem, great taste in friends! Matching towel to recipient was fun, but giving them away was hard! When I put the first towel in my online cart I discovered the breadth of choices. Something slightly naughty, beautifully rendered, and functional.



How many tea towels per order? Just one?

Verified reply from Jefferson

Thanks for posting. Each tea towel is sold individually.



This gift is great for ...

  • Couples Who Appreciate Humor

  • Friends Who Love Puns

  • Adults Who Enjoy Unique Decor

  • New Homeowners Who Like Fun Kitchenware

Our gifting team knows that humor is the secret spice for any occasion! This cheeky tea towel is just the beginning of the fun. At Uncommon Goods, we have a delightful collection of products for every interest, ensuring you find the perfect gift that matches their personality. Whether they're into quirky kitchenware or something entirely different, we've got you covered.

Laughter is universal, and so are our gifts. Whether you're shopping for gifts for men or gifts for women, we've curated a selection that brings joy to any recipient. Because when it comes to gifting, a little humor goes a long way in making lasting memories!

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