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Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies

Created by Sarah Edmonds

A sweetly innocent and hilarious cooking outfit for the feathered friend–loving chef in your world with a cheeky sense of humor.

$30.00

Funny Good quality Unique gift Well made Functional Light-hearted Cheeky

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What Makes It Uncommon

Sure, they’re adorable. But some of nature’s sweetest creatures have borderline risqué names that crack us up. Let the bird-loving chef in your world showcase their passion and sense of humor with one of Sarah Edmonds' conversation-starting aprons.

  • Each apron is adorned with more than a half dozen illustrations of birds and their names.
  • Choose between Pacific seabirds (known as boobies) or small passerine birds (known as tits).
  • Features an adjustable neck loop and comes folded in a colored belly band that matches the apron’s title lettering.
  • Created using environmentally friendly inks and durable, responsibly, and sustainably sourced pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Made and printed in the United Kingdom.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

water based ink, 8oz bleached cotton drill, color printed paper wrap

Measurements

33.5" x 23.6"

Care

Machine Wash Max. 30°C. Do not tumble dry or dry clean.

Item ID

58591

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People love this product for its humorous design and high-quality material, making it a perfect gift for cooks with a sense of humor.

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    My 9-year-old son loves birds and had grown out of his toddler apron l…

    • WestsMom
    • California

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    Got one of these for an anniversary gift/Mother's Day gift for the in-…

    • Emmy
    • Maine

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    My sister is an avid bird feeder and watcher so I created a birthday g…

    • Bug
    • Lincoln, NE

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • WestsMom
  • verified reviewer
  • California

Perfect for the recipient

My 9-year-old son loves birds and had grown out of his toddler apron long ago, so while this is still a bit large for him, it was perfect for him. He likes raptors as well as the little songbirds, so he chose the tits apron. He does of course get the double entendre, but it's funny without being too inappropriate. :) #sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Emmy
  • verified reviewer
  • Maine

Excellent

Got one of these for an anniversary gift/Mother's Day gift for the in-laws. They're a huge hit!!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Bug
  • verified reviewer
  • Lincoln, NE

Perfect gift for my bird crazy sister

My sister is an avid bird feeder and watcher so I created a birthday gift box with gifts centered around her hobby. This apron was a perfect addition to inject a little humor in the box. She loved it.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Bonita Atinob
  • verified reviewer
  • Charleston, SC

Punny AND functional *chefs kiss*

I got this for my sister who is obsessed and now wants the whole collection. Quality material and design. Even the prudes will laugh. I mean, who doesn't love tits?! #sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Liz the New Chef
  • verified reviewer
  • Washington DC

A super-fun, cheeky yet practical item

I bought the apron ("Tits") first for myself and loved it so much I bought it and the "honkers" tea towel for my sister for her birthday. These are great quality, easy to care for, take up very little room (important when like me you live in a small living space!) and get laughs from all who see them. And the price is right too. Strongly recommended for anyone with a sense of humor who could use some extra 'spice' in the kitchen :)

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • SGP
  • verified reviewer
  • Marblehead, MA

This was a huge hit w/ the recipient! Could not wait 2 wear!

The person this was purchased for is a huge bird lover and jokester, so it was a perfect gift. the quality and detail were amazing as well, thank you!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • LizM
  • Undisclosed

I'm buying this again!

Fun and pretty for any bird lover ramping up on cooking. I can think of at least three people I would buy this for. But the first one is for me 😀

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • M
  • verified reviewer
  • Boston

I would buy these again

Bought these as a gift for the holidays and they were very well received. Good quality and functional

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Alen
  • verified reviewer
  • Portland Oregon

Hilarious, cheeky and cute

Love the apron, looking forward to more tasteful play on words from the artist. Cheers!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Vee
  • verified reviewer
  • Sulphur, LA

This was a hit at the Christmas party

Great quality. So fun!

  • PA

I'm looking for an apron that can tie around a large (Fat) Chef. How long are the ties?

Verified reply from Michael

The ties are 38 inches each. Hope this helps!

This gift is great for ...

  • Friends Who Appreciate Quirky Gifts

  • Chefs Who Enjoy Humor

  • Couples Who Love Cooking

  • Bird Lovers Who Cook

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