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Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies
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Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies
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Fun and well made!

5 stars out of 5
NWLaura

Makes a great prize for Wingspan

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Fun and well made!

5 stars out of 5
NWLaura

Makes a great prize for Wingspan

Fowl Language Apron- Tits & Boobies

Created by Sarah Edmonds

A sweetly innocent and hilarious cooking outfit for the feathered friend–loving chef in your world with a cheeky sense of humor.

$30.00

Hilarious design Well made Great quality Perfect gift Fun and functional Fast shipping Unique humor

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What Makes It Uncommon

Sure, they’re adorable. But some of nature’s sweetest creatures have borderline risqué names that crack us up. Let the bird-loving chef in your world showcase their passion and sense of humor with one of Sarah Edmonds' conversation-starting aprons.

  • Each apron is adorned with more than a half dozen illustrations of birds and their names.
  • Choose between Pacific seabirds (known as boobies) or small passerine birds (known as tits).
  • Features an adjustable neck loop and comes folded in a colored belly band that matches the apron’s title lettering.
  • Created using environmentally friendly inks and durable, responsibly, and sustainably sourced pale-cream premium cotton.
  • Made and printed in the United Kingdom.

created by

Sarah Edmonds

"I grew up on a farm in South Wales," Sarah Edmonds says, "and spent much of my childhood outside, climbing trees, helping with the animals and exploring the surrounding countryside." That's probably why nature, learning, and comedy are constant themes in her work. Sarah was an illustrator on commissioned projects for publishers, museums, and hospitals for over ten years. Today, the mother of two creates pun-filled prints from her home studio that allow people to embrace their playful nature.

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Made from

water based ink, 8oz bleached cotton drill, color printed paper wrap

Measurements

33.5" x 23.6"

Care

Machine Wash Max. 30°C. Do not tumble dry or dry clean.

Item ID

58591

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People love this apron for its hilarious design and great quality, making it a perfect gift for bird lovers and cooks alike.

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    Both the tits & peckers aprons were well received as "dirty santa" gif…

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    I bought both "fowl" language aprons for two friends who both love to …

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    • Richmond, VA

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    good quality, unique tongue in cheek designs. conversation starters.

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  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Bubbles
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Fun "dirty santa" gifts!!

Both the tits & peckers aprons were well received as "dirty santa" gifts!! They were stolen as part of the game too. They're well-made & feature beautiful birds!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Quirky gift giver
  • verified buyer
  • verified reviewer
  • Richmond, VA
  • Submitted as an incentivized review

Perfect for the cook with a sense of humor

I bought both "fowl" language aprons for two friends who both love to cook and love to laugh. Both ladies loved their apron and look forward to wearing them as they cook up a storm in 2026. uncommongoods is also delightfulgoods!

  • 3 stars out of 5
  • Busy hostess
  • Olympia, Wa

Love these…except…..

Was very happy to receive these aprons, well made, beautiful drawings. Then in the directions it says you can't put them in a dryer!!!!. So kitchen aprons I need to line dry, making them not efficient for a busy kitchen like mine. Buyer be warned !

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • rosebud
  • verified buyer
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  • pottstown,pa
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purchased for several people. They love love loved them

good quality, unique tongue in cheek designs. conversation starters.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • NWLaura
  • Sisters, OR

Fun and well made!

We bought these for Thanksgiving—one to cook in, and one for a prize for the family game of Wingspan that night. They were such a hit! Great for making everyone smile.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • RBG
  • verified reviewer
  • Massachusetts

This is unexpectedly funny.

This is a gift for a couple who are celebrating the 300th birthday of their house. I bought the Tits and Peckers aprons. I hope it makes them smile 😊

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • WestsMom
  • verified reviewer
  • California

Perfect for the recipient

My 9-year-old son loves birds and had grown out of his toddler apron long ago, so while this is still a bit large for him, it was perfect for him. He likes raptors as well as the little songbirds, so he chose the tits apron. He does of course get the double entendre, but it's funny without being too inappropriate. :) #sweepstakes

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Emmy
  • verified reviewer
  • Maine

Excellent

Got one of these for an anniversary gift/Mother's Day gift for the in-laws. They're a huge hit!!

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Bug
  • verified reviewer
  • Lincoln, NE

Perfect gift for my bird crazy sister

My sister is an avid bird feeder and watcher so I created a birthday gift box with gifts centered around her hobby. This apron was a perfect addition to inject a little humor in the box. She loved it.

  • 5 stars out of 5
  • Bonita Atinob
  • verified reviewer
  • Charleston, SC

Punny AND functional *chefs kiss*

I got this for my sister who is obsessed and now wants the whole collection. Quality material and design. Even the prudes will laugh. I mean, who doesn't love tits?! #sweepstakes

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  • PA

I'm looking for an apron that can tie around a large (Fat) Chef. How long are the ties?

Verified reply from Michael

The ties are 38 inches each. Hope this helps!

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