Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

What songs are in the "love" set?

Verified reply from Thaicha

"it doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not" - Livin’ On A Prayer "hold me closer Tony danza" - Tiny Dancer "excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Purple Haze "darling you’re so great i can’t wait for you to ovulate" -Sexual Healing "like a virgin touched for the 31st time" - Like A Virgin "we found love in a soapless place" - We Found Love

Hi! Could you please tell me what the mistaken lyrics on the Karaoke coasters are? Thanks!

Verified reply from Michelle

Hi! The Karaoke set includes: "i love rocky road so put another lime in the juicebox baby", "but then i spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong and i grew strong and i learned how to get it on" , "oh i wanna dance with somebody i wanna be a sheep with somebody", "b-b-b-bunny in a dress", "i see her in a smoky room smelly wine and cheese perfume" awesome booger hombre"

Which songs are on the karaoke and 90s one

Verified reply from Michelle

Hi! The Karaoke - Set of 6 includes wrong lyrics for: I Love Rock N Roll, Benny and the Jets, I Will Survive, I Wanna Dance with Somebody, Pour Some Sugar on Me, and Don't Stop Believin'. The 90's box has Losing My Religion, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Waterfalls, You Oughta Know, Mysterious Ways, and Gangsta's Paradise.

What's in the 80s and 90s boxes?

Verified reply from Michelle

The 80's box has "i left some brains down in africa" "she was a fax machine she kept modem clean" like a virgin touched for the 31st time" she's a good girl love her mama loves cheez-its and america too" "rock the cat spa rock the cat spa" "i want a new truck one that won't make me sick". The 90's box has "let's pee in a corner let's pee in the spotlight losing my religion" "with this salad it's less dangerous here we are now with potatoes with a mars bar and potatoes and some salad and potatoes" "don't call jason waterfalls" "it's not fair to deny me the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me" "it's alright it's alright it's alright shamu the mysterious whale" "been spending most our lives giving other gangster's hair advice" .

Are the lyrics laser cut into the cork??

Verified reply from Allison

Yes! The lyrics are laser engraved on 4" cork squares.

What lyrics are included in the karaoke-6 set?

Verified reply from Kathleen

The Karaoke - Set of 6 includes wrong lyrics for: I Love Rock N Roll, Benny and the Jets, I Will Survive, I Wanna Dance with Somebody, Pour Some Sugar on Me, and Don't Stop Believin'

Does the coaster have the correct lyric on it?

Verified reply from Allison

These are hilarious! The correct lyric is not printed on the back of the coaster. The correct lyric is on the coaster box.

Can you please let me know which 6 are included in the greatest hits vs the classic rock? And are you able to assemble your favorite 6 in one pack? thank you!

Verified reply from Melody

The ones for Greatest Hits say, "shake it like a polar bear ninja," "hold me closer tony danza," hit me with your pet shark," "she's a good girl loves her mama loves cheez-its and america too," "sweet dreams are made of cheese who am i to disagree," and "on a dark desert highway cool whip in my hair." The ones for Classic Rock say, "on a dark desert highway cool whip in my hair," "got mud on your face you big disgrace kicking your cat all over the place," "i’ll never leave your pizza burnin," "i wanna hold your ham, i wanna hold your ham, i wanna hold your ham," "there’s a bathroom on the right," and "'i’ve got two chickens to paralyze." You can't mix and match for this item.

How many coasters are in each set?

Verified reply from Melody

There are six laugh-out-loud coasters in each set!

Can you provide each of the mistaken lyrics included in each of the three sets of coasters?

Verified reply from Allison

Classic Rock: Listed above. Pop Divas: Fancy: 'i'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat'. Blank Space: 'got a lot of starbucks lovers they'll tell you i'm insane'. Chasing Pavements: 'should i give up or should i just keep chasing penguins'. We found love: 'we found love in a soapless place'. Crazy in love: 'got me hoping you'll pay me right now'. Wrecking ball: 'i never hit so hard in love all i wanted was to break your arms'. Greatest Hits: Hit me with your best shot: 'hit me with your pet shark'. Free fallin': 'she's a good girl loves her mama loves cheez-its and america too'. Tiny dancer: 'hold me closer tony danza'. Sweet dreams: 'sweet dreams are made of cheese who am i to disagree'. Hey ya: 'shake it like a polar bear ninja'. Hotel california: 'on a dark desert highway cool whip in my hair'.