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Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

These cork coasters champion getting the words to famous songs so completely (and hilariously) wrong.

$32.00

Funny Great gift Conversation starter Practical Music-themed Hilarious

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What Makes It Uncommon

We all have that one friend. No matter how many times you correct them, they will always belt out "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." Embrace the hilarity of getting the lyrics to "Tiny Dancer" and other songs so wrong with these clever coasters. This odd phenomenon has an actual name: "mondegreen," derived from a misheard bit of an old Scottish ballad—whip out these hilariously mondegreen coasters and spark up a round of mistaken lyrics karaoke at your next gathering or family game night.

  • The cork designs come in six themes, including '80s, Greatest Hits, Classic Rock, and more (use the dropdown menu to see them all).
  • Each set of six laugh-out-loud coasters makes a memorable housewarming or "just because" gift.
  • Designed by Eve Trester-Wilson and Kristen von Minden.
  • Made in Austin, Texas.
Eve Trester-Wilson and Kristen von Minden

created by

Eve Trester-Wilson and Kristen von Minden

location

Texas

Eve Trester-Wilson and Kristen von Minden are friends with a few shared obsessions: architecture, power tools, and crafting. So naturally, when it came time to start a career, they put their skills together and got creating. They invent, produce, and sell high quality, handmade designs that will make you smile. Each of their products is created in their workshop in Austin, Texas, which is equipped with a laser cutter, lots of wood, colorful acrylic, cork, and paper. The duo says, "[we] put our hearts and our hands into everything we make."

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Made from

cork

Measurements

4" L x 4" W

Care

Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not bend coasters.

Item ID

48688

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Funny Great gift Conversation starter Practical Music-themed Hilarious

People love these coasters for their humor and practicality, making them a perfect gift and conversation starter for music lovers.

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    Great quality. Got them as a gift for my best friend who will never le

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    These make gifting SO EASY! Repeat customer here... I went with Greate

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  • 5 stars out of 5

    The coasters come in a package with the actual name of the song on the

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Great gift for any music lover!

Great quality. Got them as a gift for my best friend who will never let anyone forget when they get the lyrics to the song wrong! She loved them.


Perfect Gift!

These make gifting SO EASY! Repeat customer here... I went with Greatest Hits for a team gift and boy were they a hit! Unique, fun, and great quality. I've also purchased these previously for holiday gifts for family.


Great product

The coasters come in a package with the actual name of the song on the back, which is great for those who may not get the fake lyrics on their own.


Want them all!!

These were a great gift for the musician in our family - you know we've all had these moments: getting lyrics wrong or not remembering them. So much fun to sing this ones out loud!


Lots of fun

Everyone has mistaken lyrics, so these are a fun gift for anyone but especially those who love music. Songs you know, laugh out loud lyrics that really do echo the song...mostly. Fans of Weird Al Yankovic know well the fun you can have with music lyrics.


Hilarious happy hour icebreaker!

These mistaken karaoke lyric coasters are great to use at home and I've even gifted them to hosts when I visit their home! Always the highlight of the night. Good quality and hilarious!


A Real Hit!

These are a bit pricey, considering what they're made of, so I took off one star. As far as being hilarious, they get 10 stars for that; and of course, cork does work well for coasters. Were a birthday gift to my brother in law and we like a lot of the same old rock hits so we laughed and laughed and laughed. My sis said some of the mistaken lyrics were still a running joke a week later. A real hit that he will likely use daily on his desk.


Hilarious and quality

Excellent coasters! Absorb the condensation and are a perfect conversation starter. I will be getting more of them!


Great fun for classic rock fans.

Quality good. Great gift and lots of laughs reading the lyrics on each coaster.


Loved this!

These coasters made the perfect gift for my rock and roll loving friend. We all laughed!


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What songs are in the "love" set?

Verified reply from Thaicha

"it doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not" - Livin’ On A Prayer "hold me closer Tony danza" - Tiny Dancer "excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Purple Haze "darling you’re so great i can’t wait for you to ovulate" -Sexual Healing "like a virgin touched for the 31st time" - Like A Virgin "we found love in a soapless place" - We Found Love


Hi! Could you please tell me what the mistaken lyrics on the Karaoke coasters are? Thanks!

Verified reply from Michelle

Hi! The Karaoke set includes: "i love rocky road so put another lime in the juicebox baby", "but then i spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong and i grew strong and i learned how to get it on" , "oh i wanna dance with somebody i wanna be a sheep with somebody", "b-b-b-bunny in a dress", "i see her in a smoky room smelly wine and cheese perfume" awesome booger hombre"


Which songs are on the karaoke and 90s one

Verified reply from Michelle

Hi! The Karaoke - Set of 6 includes wrong lyrics for: I Love Rock N Roll, Benny and the Jets, I Will Survive, I Wanna Dance with Somebody, Pour Some Sugar on Me, and Don't Stop Believin'. The 90's box has Losing My Religion, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Waterfalls, You Oughta Know, Mysterious Ways, and Gangsta's Paradise.


What's in the 80s and 90s boxes?

Verified reply from Michelle

The 80's box has "i left some brains down in africa" "she was a fax machine she kept modem clean" like a virgin touched for the 31st time" she's a good girl love her mama loves cheez-its and america too" "rock the cat spa rock the cat spa" "i want a new truck one that won't make me sick". The 90's box has "let's pee in a corner let's pee in the spotlight losing my religion" "with this salad it's less dangerous here we are now with potatoes with a mars bar and potatoes and some salad and potatoes" "don't call jason waterfalls" "it's not fair to deny me the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me" "it's alright it's alright it's alright shamu the mysterious whale" "been spending most our lives giving other gangster's hair advice" .


Are the lyrics laser cut into the cork??

Verified reply from Allison

Yes! The lyrics are laser engraved on 4" cork squares.


What lyrics are included in the karaoke-6 set?

Verified reply from Kathleen

The Karaoke - Set of 6 includes wrong lyrics for: I Love Rock N Roll, Benny and the Jets, I Will Survive, I Wanna Dance with Somebody, Pour Some Sugar on Me, and Don't Stop Believin'


Does the coaster have the correct lyric on it?

Verified reply from Allison

These are hilarious! The correct lyric is not printed on the back of the coaster. The correct lyric is on the coaster box.


Can you please let me know which 6 are included in the greatest hits vs the classic rock? And are you able to assemble your favorite 6 in one pack? thank you!

Verified reply from Melody

The ones for Greatest Hits say, "shake it like a polar bear ninja," "hold me closer tony danza," hit me with your pet shark," "she's a good girl loves her mama loves cheez-its and america too," "sweet dreams are made of cheese who am i to disagree," and "on a dark desert highway cool whip in my hair." The ones for Classic Rock say, "on a dark desert highway cool whip in my hair," "got mud on your face you big disgrace kicking your cat all over the place," "i’ll never leave your pizza burnin," "i wanna hold your ham, i wanna hold your ham, i wanna hold your ham," "there’s a bathroom on the right," and "'i’ve got two chickens to paralyze." You can't mix and match for this item.


How many coasters are in each set?

Verified reply from Melody

There are six laugh-out-loud coasters in each set!


Can you provide each of the mistaken lyrics included in each of the three sets of coasters?

Verified reply from Allison

Classic Rock: Listed above. Pop Divas: Fancy: 'i'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat'. Blank Space: 'got a lot of starbucks lovers they'll tell you i'm insane'. Chasing Pavements: 'should i give up or should i just keep chasing penguins'. We found love: 'we found love in a soapless place'. Crazy in love: 'got me hoping you'll pay me right now'. Wrecking ball: 'i never hit so hard in love all i wanted was to break your arms'. Greatest Hits: Hit me with your best shot: 'hit me with your pet shark'. Free fallin': 'she's a good girl loves her mama loves cheez-its and america too'. Tiny dancer: 'hold me closer tony danza'. Sweet dreams: 'sweet dreams are made of cheese who am i to disagree'. Hey ya: 'shake it like a polar bear ninja'. Hotel california: 'on a dark desert highway cool whip in my hair'.



This gift is great for ...

  • Friends Who Love Humor

  • Couples Who Enjoy Game Nights

  • New Homeowners Who Appreciate Quirky Decor

  • Music Lovers Who Enjoy a Good Laugh

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