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Sinister Desktop Affirmations for Women

Pick a card when you need that funny, dark, sarcastic, slightly witchy affirmation to smile through some nonsense.

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What Makes It Uncommon

Some women start their day with sun salutations and a gratitude journal. Others prefer a slow blink, a black wardrobe, and muttering curses (lovingly) under their breath. This deck is for the latter. Filled with wickedly funny affirmations in rose gold script, it offers a daily dose of shadowy sass for those who’d rather grow hemlock than roses—and find empowerment in embracing their deliciously dark side.

  • Affirmations include lines like:
    • "I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist."
    • "It's okay to take a break. It's okay if you need to rest. Cthulhu has been in a death-like slumber for eons and he's still a legendary cosmic horror. Take that nap if you need it—your cult can wait!"
  • Includes 52 affirmation cards and a black wooden display stand.
  • Made in China.

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Made from

cardboard, card stock, beechwood

Measurements

4.5"x7"x1"

Notes

Includes 52 sinister affirmation cards and a black wooden display stand.

Item ID

61953

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